Future UN negotiator
Me: Why don't you sleep in your own bed?
Loaf: I don't like it! It's cold.
Me: OK, then I'll cover you up with an extra comforter. You'll be toasty warm.
Loaf: It's also scary.
Me: The light is on, the door is open, we're right here in the next room. There's nothing to be scared of.
Loaf: I get lonely.
Me: I'll put Molly in there with you.
Loaf: I just like your bed better.
Me: It's awfully crowded though. How about if you sleep there and I sleep in your bed?
Loaf: No! I like your bed better because you're in it.
Me: ::sigh:: You put up a pretty good argument, kid.