An Open Letter to Britney Spears
Hey dumbass -
We've all seen the latest evidence that you are as dumb as a post. Feeling good about yourself?
I beg you, before your next kid is born, please take a few moments to peruse this. In case you are just too fricken' lazy to click the link, that's the official American Academy of Pediatrics recommendation not to put babies forward-facing in their carseats until they are at least 1 year AND 20 pounds. Got it? It should be both. Big kids under a year are simply not safe facing forward. Law or no law. There is no excuse for having that baby facing forward.
Now, if the first link is too cumbersome for your teeny tiny brain to absorb, try this one or perhaps this one . Do you see that child's neck violently snapping forward like that? Do you really want that to be Sean's head? No one does. Because as talentless, stupid and annoying as I find you, your baby is an innocent victim in all this. And if you or your hangers-on can't be bothered to do what's right for him, maybe the public pressure will be able to get you on a better, safer path. Before you start endangering baby #2.
We've all seen the latest evidence that you are as dumb as a post. Feeling good about yourself?
I beg you, before your next kid is born, please take a few moments to peruse this. In case you are just too fricken' lazy to click the link, that's the official American Academy of Pediatrics recommendation not to put babies forward-facing in their carseats until they are at least 1 year AND 20 pounds. Got it? It should be both. Big kids under a year are simply not safe facing forward. Law or no law. There is no excuse for having that baby facing forward.
Now, if the first link is too cumbersome for your teeny tiny brain to absorb, try this one or perhaps this one . Do you see that child's neck violently snapping forward like that? Do you really want that to be Sean's head? No one does. Because as talentless, stupid and annoying as I find you, your baby is an innocent victim in all this. And if you or your hangers-on can't be bothered to do what's right for him, maybe the public pressure will be able to get you on a better, safer path. Before you start endangering baby #2.
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