A real leg-crosser
Me to Loaf: Please use the potty before we go.
Loaf: I don't have to. I just went.
Me: (Skeptically) You just went? When did you go?
Loaf: Ummm . . . Friday.
Loaf: Yep, Friday.
Me: Uh huh, well, you better go again. You know, just to be safe.