Rub the bible and get three wishes
Loaf: Do you believe in God?
Me: I do.
Loaf: Does he live in New Jersey?
Me: Um. No. Definitely not. He is in heaven.
Loaf: Is that in the sky?
Loaf: Can he see me?
Me: Yes, he can.
Loaf: Can he see my bones?
Me: Yes, he can see your bones.
Loaf: Can he see me if I hide under the chair?
Me: Yes, even then. He can see you anytime.
Loaf. Oh. ::pausing:: Can he see if I don't eat my dinner?
Me: ::trying not to laugh::Yes.
Loaf: Can he help me find my lost dinosaur?
Me: It doesn't really work like that. I'll help you find it.
Loaf: Is he magic?
Me: Well, not exactly. He can conduct miracles though. He is all powerful.
Loaf: ::pausing to consider this:: Kind of like the genie in Aladdin?
Oy. OK. I get it. Time to focus on some sort of serious religious education. Which is going to fall entirely on me.
Like I don't have enough to worry about.