Curiosity cleaned the cat
Loaf: Mom, what dat?
Me: That is the cat’s butt. That’s where she poops.
Loaf: Oooooh. I touch it?
Me: Oh no! No! Please don’t touch it. It might have some poop on it, so you’d have to wash your hands. Leave it alone.
::She sits for a moment then gets up and runs down the hall. She returns a moment later with a wad of toilet paper::
You wipe BadCat’s butt? You clean it?
Me: Umm, no, that’s OK, BadCat cleans her own butt.
::She thinks for a second, then places the toilet paper down in front of the cat::
Dere you go, BadCat.
::Runs off to play.::