The tree giveth, the tree taketh away
Me: Once there was a tree . . . and she loved a little boy. And every day the boy would come.”
And then Peanut interjects: “He went to her every day instead of going to school and he didn’t learn to read so he couldn’t get a job and was very angry and had to sell her apples and chop her down for a house. The end.”
That certainly puts a new twist on that one, does it not?