Perfect timing!

You would think that there are certain events for which there is never, ever a good time.

For example, it’s probably safe to say that there is never a good time to lose a limb. Or drive your car head-on into an oncoming truck. Or fall off the George Washington Bridge.

Prior to today, I would have said there is never a good time for your baby’s diaper to fail while she is sitting on your off-white couch causing poop to be smeared over an entire cushion.

However, that happened to us today literally hours before our new couch is due to be delivered. So really, that’s an apropos send off to what I have referred to as our crappy-looking couch for years.