Sunday funnies

Getting ready to go to the park yesterday:
Me: OK, it's pretty warm today so let's put on your windbreaker instead of your winter coat.
Peanut: Do windbreaker's break wind?
Me: Only when your Dad is wearing them.

In the car on the way to the gym this morning, Peanut is "reading" one of her story books (she actually has the entire thing memorized word-for-word):
Me: You're doing so great with that story.
Peanut (proudly): I sure am!