Just stick that knife in a little deeper, then give it a good twist

Scene: Our house. Peanut is exhausted and asks to be carried off to bed. I lift her up.

Me: "Oh you are getting so big. Haven't we talked about how I don't want you to grow any more? Yet you keep doing it."

Peanut: ::giggling:: "I can't help it, it just happens."

Me: "What I am going to do when you're too big to sit on my lap? Who am I going to snuggle?"

Peanut: "No one."

Me: ::gasping for air:: "Uh . . . What?"

Peanut: "Or you could snuggle your grandchildren."

Me: ::passes out::