Just stick that knife in a little deeper, then give it a good twist
Me: "Oh you are getting so big. Haven't we talked about how I don't want you to grow any more? Yet you keep doing it."
Peanut: ::giggling:: "I can't help it, it just happens."
Me: "What I am going to do when you're too big to sit on my lap? Who am I going to snuggle?"
Peanut: "No one."
Me: ::gasping for air:: "Uh . . . What?"
Peanut: "Or you could snuggle your grandchildren."
Me: ::passes out::