22-pound toddler vs. 120-pound dog
This morning, Loaf (approximately 22 pounds) is walking through the house carrying a plastic toy golf club.
The dog (approx 120 pounds) walks toward her, wondering if said club is food.
He stares at her.
She stares back.
She raises club and whacks dog upon head.
Dog turns and runs full speed down hall.
Toddler wins.
The dog (approx 120 pounds) walks toward her, wondering if said club is food.
He stares at her.
She stares back.
She raises club and whacks dog upon head.
Dog turns and runs full speed down hall.
Toddler wins.
Labels: pets
3 Comments:
HAHAHA! This was so funny! I can totally see it in my mind (or in my own house).
Found you on the randomizer.
Another NaBloPoMo'er here, trying to post a daily comment on someone else's blog: found you on Fussy's blog. That vignette about Toddler vs. Dog was too funny. Now, if you caught it on video, it would surely win a prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos".
I'm glad my house is not the only place that happens.
NaBloPoMo Rocks!!!
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