Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Lost without Lost

This morning I woke up, realized it is Wednesday and for about .00039 seconds, thought, "YAY! Lost is on tonight."

Then I remembered that no, sadly Lost was not again for nearly two more months. Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Locke, Sun, and the others (as well as The Others) would not be back to grace my TV screen, captivate my imagination or keep me guessing about where the hell the show is going until February 7, 2007. Ugh.

Even though Lost has certainly, well, lost some of its shine, I still look forward to it each week more than any other. So for those of you also in Lost withdrawl, here's a little funny a friend sent me recently. Hang in there! February will be here before we know it.

How many LOST fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: 135

1 to notice the light is burned out.



25 to argue whether the light bulb is burned out or just off.

1 to check to see if the light bulb has a Dharma logo on it.



75 to discuss the significance of the light bulb and why it burned out exactly when it did.



2 to look up the “Meaning” of light bulbs.



2 to cite references in classical literature about light bulbs.



1 to stand around and bitch about how light bulbs have "Jumped the Shark."

10 people will come from out of nowhere to say how the hate light bulbs and how they’ll never watch a light bulb again.



10 more to complain that light bulbs were better in season 1.



3 to discuss whether the light bulb is a hallucination.



5 to wonder if Kate will fall in love with the light bulb.



1 to check the serial numbers on the light bulb to see how they match up with "The Numbers."

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