A plague upon your house

So let's review yesterday:

Sick toddler coughing my face all day? Check.
Wiping sick toddler's nose 14,392 times? Check.
Vigorous hand washing to the point where the skin on my hands was actually sore? Check.
Liberal use of hand sanitizer? Check.
Preemptive use of Zicam? Check.
Still waking up sick as a dog today? Check.

I guess some things are just unavoidable.