She what? Wait. WHAT?
Me: Peanut what happened? What's wrong?
Peanut: (sobbing) Loaf. Loaf flipped me off.
Me: Wait a minute. She what?
Peanut: She flipped me off, Mom.
:::second long pause:::
Me: OK. Tell me exactly what happened. What did she do?
Peanut: (exasperated) She flipped me off, Mom. I was sitting on the chair in my room and she FLIPPED ME OFF IT.
Me: (sighing with relief) Oh, OK. Let's go have a talk with Loaf about that.
Kind of reminds me of another time we miscommunicated.